ZIM: I put the fires out!
Red: You made them worse.
ZIM: Worse… or better?

GIR: I wants me a barrel of floss. And I wants me two balls of glue... TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wanna go dancing NAKED! And I wants... ... And a chair made of cheese and a table made of cheese. And a...
Mall Santa: Argh! No more! Get this kid off me!

ZIM: Now, face an enemy you cannot see!
Dib: But, you’re right there.
ZIM: What?
Dib: There! Your mighty Irken cloaking device cloaks the robot, but not you!
ZIM: Lies! Now, behold the Doom Cannon!
Dib: I can’t. It’s invisible.
ZIM: But you can see me?
Dib: That’s what I said.
ZIM: Oh, that’s stupid!
Dib: Really stupid.
ZIM: You dare agree with me!?
(( Conner sits behind me in summer skool ))
Conner: WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conner: I didn't touch your daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fullmetal--alchemist: YOu know everyone in this show has cowlicks
Me: yeah..................
Fullmetal--alchemist: well the cool people.............
Me: do I have a cowlick?
Fullmetal--alchemist: No, I do so im cool and your not!
Me: Oh yeah! Well it's not cool to be cool!

Me: I like the hat and I like the cat now Im gonna hit them both with a baseball bat!

Fullmetal--alchemist: HAND OVER THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fullmetal--alchemist: I like that hat
me: yeah that hat is cool.................
fullmetal--alchemist: mmmmm-hmmmmmmm
* five minutes later*
Me: Yeah I really like that hat.........................